In my junior year of high school, there was this girl named Anna who was new. She had one side of her head shaved, (before it was a cool thing to do). Needless to say-she was weird.
She told all of us that she had 4 kids. Born in October. Who she pulled out of her by herself. The children were all born with naturally sharpened fingernails. The last one was born on Halloween and could talk as early as 3 months.
She apparently slept in a coffin with her girlfriend at night. And one time she lost a bet and came to school wearing a purple and blue floral, Mormon as fuck, dress. And she had on those white sandals / high heels.
Then she disappeared and never came back to school.
But seriously what the fuck Anna. I WILL ALWAYS WONDER WHERE YOU AND YOUR LIES WENT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.